I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
pray to the hookup gods
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.