i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's