both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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