do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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