if you like me you must not know who I am
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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