Kareoke will never be a sober sport
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Your cock deserves a montage
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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