wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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