please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
The air taste purple.
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