I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Holy sore nipples Batman
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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