We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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