i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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