A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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