Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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