I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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