Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
How external is "for external use only"?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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