Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
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All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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