Swine flu. Run for my life!
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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