I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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