Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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