Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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