I've blown a few things in my day
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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