well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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