is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I use my feet as sexual weapons
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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