So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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