There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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