idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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