I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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