What did we do last night that was yellow?
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
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im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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