dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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