I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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