She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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