Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
did you just send me my own nude
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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