just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
only if we run a train.
done.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
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I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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