I don't think brook has ever known best
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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