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Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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