Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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