I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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