she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
