I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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Semen is not good for contacts.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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