the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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