You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
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Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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