Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
