Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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