i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
how do flat chested girls get laid?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
this hospital has no fireball
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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