My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
My penis needs a shock collar
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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