if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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