I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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