There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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