READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
operation harelip BJ is a go
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
