ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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