why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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