seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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