so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
