I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
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I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Randomize
