Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.