she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Everyone says I win the strip club
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.