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  (813): View more from Florida

  I'm fucking your sister right now.

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  You motherfucker

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  She's next.

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  (813): I'm fucking your sister right now. (1-813): You motherfucker (813): She's next. http://tfl.nu/gaup
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  (973): View more from New Jersey

  Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.

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  (973): Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day. http://tfl.nu/sevp
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  (713): View more from Texas

  PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering

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  (713): PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering http://tfl.nu/lhmy
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  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  sounds like you fell off the wagon.

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  fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.

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  (617): sounds like you fell off the wagon. (1-617): fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon. http://tfl.nu/7sjj
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  (803): View more from South Carolina

  She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.

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  (803): She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD. http://tfl.nu/b7tw
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  (260): View more from Indiana

  apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"

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  (260): apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much" http://tfl.nu/w7s7
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  there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi

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  (+63): there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi http://tfl.nu/ylbm
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  (512): View more from Texas

  Was I asleep on the ride home?

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  Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.

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  (512): Was I asleep on the ride home? (1-512): Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face. http://tfl.nu/zq2f
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  (828): View more from North Carolina

  At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"

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  (828): At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing" http://tfl.nu/dl2i
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  (309): View more from Illinois

  Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on

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  (309): Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on http://tfl.nu/7ltw
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  (410): View more from Maryland

  I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex

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  (410): I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex http://tfl.nu/t4yi
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  (248): View more from Michigan

  My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.

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  (248): My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks. http://tfl.nu/gg52
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  (804): View more from Virginia

  That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want

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  (804): That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want http://tfl.nu/mjof
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.

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  (630): What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research. http://tfl.nu/y3b0
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  (818): View more from California

  Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..

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  (818): Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type.. http://tfl.nu/mqyy
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