my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
You pole danced in your parka.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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