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Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
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She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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