Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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